prince0fcupsandroses you will need to get in the line starting behind my husband lol
I had to delete the whole FB interaction because it was so uncomfortable I was just waiting for someone to see it and ask if I was cheating on my husband or something.
It was just a funny status meant to make light of our stupid problem and McCreepy turned it on its head where all could see him propositioning me for sex. Why did you have to take my funny and be creepy dude? WHY?
Hubs is out (so we can minimize the use of the toilet) getting more info on how we can solve our plumbing problem and I’m just sitting at home doing nothing 😐
Kinda feel like going out, digging up the offending pipe, and beating it.
He wishes he was my ex.
I’ve been putting up with this gross guy on and off for years- mostly just hoping he’d go away finally.
My advice: never put up with gross behavior. Just stomp it into the dust.
Thank you you massive asshole for showing me complete disrespect for the fact that I’m married and monogamous, and posting for the whole of my friends to see, you making not as subtle as you think suggestions for me to prostitute myself (to you) in an attempt to fix our $6k plumbing situation.
Thank you. No really, thank you because that was pretty much your last straw and I’m done tolerating you and your very obvious desire to sleep with me.
I didn’t want you then and I don’t want you now take the fucking hint and grow the fuck up. Our history is fucking done; I realize now that you were doing your damnedest since you met me to take sexual advantage of me. Even when I was a damn minor.
It’s done. I’m done. I’m done putting up with you and skirting around -your- issue.
AND ICING ON THE FUCKIG SHIT CAKE
Old Nice Guy McCreepy” friend” is taking my status update on this to a level that is going to severely piss off my husband when he sees the conversation.
Fab fucking tastic
$6k quoted to replace the whole main line to the sewer and I am forever unfairly annoyed that my parents won’t help us pay for it. Why do I even expect it? Because my mother talks about getting a job to help my sister pay her rent. It feels super unfair, I know our situations are vastly different, but fucking hell I wanted to hear “we will help you pay for it” more than “you can use our laundry and shower.”
This is it. This is that fucking emergency I expected through all of my husband’s reckless trinket buying. I should’ve put my foot down sooner. Would it have even helped? Either way this would’ve been a fucking disaster.
I’m so over this adult thing.
WHY WOULD IT EVER SEEM OKAY IN SOMEONES MIND TO MAKE SEWER PIPES OUT OF MATERIAL THAT FUCKING PLANTS CAN PENETRATE WITH THEIR ROOTS?
For realsies why did anyone make sewer pipes out of a destructible material?😑
YES LETS HAVE PLUMBING PROBLEMS ON LABOR DAY WEEKEND THATS PERFECT I FUCKING LOVE THIS HOUSE I EOULD LIKE TO STAY HERE FOREVER AND HAVE EVERY POSSIBLE BAD THINGG HAPPEN YES PERFECT