What They Forgot to Tell You

They forgot to tell us a lot.

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prince0fcupsandroses you will need to get in the line starting behind my husband lol

I had to delete the whole FB interaction because it was so uncomfortable I was just waiting for someone to see it and ask if I was cheating on my husband or something.

It was just a funny status meant to make light of our stupid problem and McCreepy turned it on its head where all could see him propositioning me for sex. Why did you have to take my funny and be creepy dude? WHY?

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Hubs is out (so we can minimize the use of the toilet) getting more info on how we can solve our plumbing problem and I’m just sitting at home doing nothing 😐

Kinda feel like going out, digging up the offending pipe, and beating it.

Filed under home stuffs

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He wishes he was my ex. 

I’ve been putting up with this gross guy on and off for years- mostly just hoping he’d go away finally.

My advice: never put up with gross behavior. Just stomp it into the dust.

He wishes he was my ex.

I’ve been putting up with this gross guy on and off for years- mostly just hoping he’d go away finally.

My advice: never put up with gross behavior. Just stomp it into the dust.

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Thank you you massive asshole for showing me complete disrespect for the fact that I’m married and monogamous, and posting for the whole of my friends to see, you making not as subtle as you think suggestions for me to prostitute myself (to you) in an attempt to fix our $6k plumbing situation.

Thank you. No really, thank you because that was pretty much your last straw and I’m done tolerating you and your very obvious desire to sleep with me.

I didn’t want you then and I don’t want you now take the fucking hint and grow the fuck up. Our history is fucking done; I realize now that you were doing your damnedest since you met me to take sexual advantage of me. Even when I was a damn minor.

It’s done. I’m done. I’m done putting up with you and skirting around -your- issue.

Filed under friend nice guy fuck you sexist mysogyny nice guy BS sexism chauvinist pig

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retrogradeworks:

reptiliaherps:

thatlizardcamefromthemoon:

#animal death #animal abuse

DO NOT SUPPORT EXOTIC ARC 

The pictures above were taken on August 29th, 2014 by a member of a bearded dragon community. These bearded dragons are being kept at Exotic ARC located in St. Louis, MO. The conditions the bearded dragons are kept in are clearly deplorable. There are way too many housed altogether, their tank is obviously hardly cleaned, many of the dragons are lethargic and some are even possibly dead.

These guys pride themselves in being reptile experts. If they cannot even take care of bearded dragons, how are they caring for the more ‘intermediate’ reptiles in the store? Many people have witnessed the other reptiles in the store being neglected just as bad, with one person saying the following:

The animals had no water. The baby leopard geckos were eating each other. Dead animals everywhere in the cages. They also way too many baby chameleons in one cage and at least 10 dead ones at the bottom. The smell in there is horrific.” 

They also have been seen to give incorrect advice on how to care for reptiles. Someone who posted looking for advice on how to take care of a turtle they found was told that all they needed was a ‘full spectrum light’ to take care of the turtle, while in reality they need an actual UVB light as well as a heat lamp. See the following:

A group of us have been trying to go on their facebook to bring attention to these issues to not only the owner but also the customers. They simply delete the posts once they get online.

What we can do:

Leave a review on their Facebook page (they can’t delete reviews, they can only hide the review page itself if they choose to)

Contact FOX 2 news in St. Louis to cover the deplorable conditions these animals are being kept in

Contact the Missouri Department of Agriculture 

Contact the City of St. Louis Animal Care & Control 

Bring Exotic ARC to the attention of USARK (United States Association of Reptile Keepers)

Contact James Brumley and tell him to fix the horrible conditions of his store

It is amazing and horrible that this store has remained operating for as long as it has if it subjects its reptiles to these conditions. Stores like these give a bad name to other small businesses that go out of their way to properly care for their reptiles.

If anybody who lives around the area could travel to the store to gather more proof of the blatant neglect taking place, that would be much appreciated. 

Notice, guys: He has posted on his FB that he “ran into trouble” and is asking all of his FB friends to go onto his shop page and leave a positive review.

I have a lot of followers. If everyone were to leave a bad review, it would overwhelm and surpass the amount of friends he even has on his FB. Please stop by his shop page and leave as shitty of a review as you can.

They’ve already disabled reviews for their page.

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AND ICING ON THE FUCKIG SHIT CAKE

Old Nice Guy McCreepy” friend” is taking my status update on this to a level that is going to severely piss off my husband when he sees the conversation.

Fab fucking tastic

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$6k quoted to replace the whole main line to the sewer and I am forever unfairly annoyed that my parents won’t help us pay for it. Why do I even expect it? Because my mother talks about getting a job to help my sister pay her rent. It feels super unfair, I know our situations are vastly different, but fucking hell I wanted to hear “we will help you pay for it” more than “you can use our laundry and shower.”

This is it. This is that fucking emergency I expected through all of my husband’s reckless trinket buying. I should’ve put my foot down sooner. Would it have even helped? Either way this would’ve been a fucking disaster.

I’m so over this adult thing.

Filed under home problems homeowner homeowner bs being an adult sucks personal

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WHY WOULD IT EVER SEEM OKAY IN SOMEONES MIND TO MAKE SEWER PIPES OUT OF MATERIAL THAT FUCKING PLANTS CAN PENETRATE WITH THEIR ROOTS?

For realsies why did anyone make sewer pipes out of a destructible material?😑

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YES LETS HAVE PLUMBING PROBLEMS ON LABOR DAY WEEKEND THATS PERFECT I FUCKING LOVE THIS HOUSE I EOULD LIKE TO STAY HERE FOREVER AND HAVE EVERY POSSIBLE BAD THINGG HAPPEN YES PERFECT

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furbearingbrick:

aimeefrommars:

septemberism94:

schim:

Cats who can’t figure out walls [x]

PLEASE TAKE YOUR CAT TO THE VET IF YOU SEE THEM DOING THIS BEHAVIOR OVER TIME.

It’s called “head pressing” and it occurs in dogs and cats. 

Head pressing is characterized by the compulsive act of pressing the head against a wall or other object for no apparent reason. This generally indicates damage to the nervous system, which may result from a number of varying causes, including prosencephalon disease (in which the forebrain and thalamusparts of the brain are damaged), or toxic poisoning.

http://www.petmd.com/cat/conditions/neurological/c_ct_headpressing

http://www.vet.cornell.edu/FHC/health_resources/toxoplasmosis.cfm (head pressing is listed as a symptom)

http://sevneurology.com/patients/clip-multilobular-osteochondroma (About a dog’s brain tumor but head pressing is listed as a symptom)

I wasn’t going to reblog this until I read the important caption dang thank you!!!

YOU JUST SAVED THE LIFE OF MY CAT THANK YOU!

SPREAD THIS LIKE WILDFIRE. THIS COULD SAVE YOUR KITTIE’S LIFE!

(Source: fuckyeahfelines, via f0ursharps)