I’m going to start saying “I’m not racist, but…” before I say things that have absolutely nothing to do with race.
I’m not racist but man peas are weird right?
I’m not a racist but I just farted
I’m not racist but man that bagel I just ate was delicious.
Peas
Get on my plate peas I need to eat you
(Source: copsandrobert, via awkwanaut)
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It doesn’t take the earth exactly 365 days to make a complete revolution around the sun; it actually takes 365 days and...
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I’m not racist, but… I mean… what’s the deal with an extra day in February every four years?
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I’m not racist but I sure do love pizza.
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I’m not racist, but titties.
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not a racist, but brb i have to take a piss
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All jokes and America aside (and inb4 thatsthejoke.gif), I can’t imagine how anyone can come to the conclusion that...
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I’m not racist but holy shit these cashews are fucking delicious.
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I’m not racist…But when I pretend that I am, I make terrible jokes.
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I’m not racist, but I really like food.
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and things were going so well.
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PeasGet on my plate peas I need to eat you
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TOMATOES ARE A FRUIT. THEREFORE, PIZZA IS A VEGETABLE.
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I’m not racist but this is sounds entertaining.
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I’m not racist but even looking at long distance marathons cramps my kidney.
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I’m not racist but this honey is amazing
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I’m not racist, but FARTING AND SCREAMING.
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